Neuro Report Drinking Game

I am sitting here thinking about how to make writing this report more fun. I think I have to create a drinking game. Sadly, I can't actually drink and write the report because (1) that would be a really alcoholic-esque thing to do (2) slightly unprofessional? and (3) I would die. Let me demonstrate:

If I were to drink every time any of the following are written in the report

1. "parents report"
2. "parents note"
3. "ADHD"
4. "also administered"
5. "also completed"

I would have already had 8 drinks and I haven't even gotten to the test results section of the report yet, which means number 4 and number 5 haven't even been called up to the bat yet.

Anyway, I think I will just tally these for every report just to see how high the tally can go. I am totally curious. So, I guess it will be a game of sorts.

Oh my god I need to stop procrastinating! And you wonder why I haven't done any work on my dissertation yet!