David Archuleta looks like...

1. a puppy
2. an elf
3. a muppet
4. a four year old child
5. like Chris Kattan should play him in an SNL skit

Darwin Award

Some of the people that park at the garages at school are seriously dumb. I drive up to the entrance yesterday and one side has a really long line and the other side is open. A car pulls in right before me and then another car pulls in behind me. The girl in front of me pushes the button for a ticket and none comes out. Instead of pressing the button for the office, she gets out of her car, goes to the other lane, and pulls a ticket, opening the gate for the other entrance! Then she goes back to her car and presses the button again, like "Let me in gate. I have a ticket now from the other lane. Can't you tell?"

Of course, this does not work.

So, she comes to my car (!) and tells me that it won't give her a ticket and won't open the gate and what should she do. I tell her to push the button for the office. Well, the dude comes down pretty much says that she can't get through that way and comes to direct traffic so the rest of us can get over to the other entrance.

And at this point, is when she finally goes back to the other lane to give the car that is first in line the ticket she pulled. Because they have been sitting there the whole time unable to go because the arm is up but they don't have a ticket. Cause she still had it.

Brilliant.

Don't ever change Real World

"Talk her out of it. Cause this guy's name is JoJo and the girls that knew him called him HoHo."